IS THIS FUNNY?

PRAY BEFORE YOU EAT

One saturay evening,rufus was
coming back from the market
with his basin of fufu on top of
his head..as he passed through Ά̲̣̣̣̥
bush path,Ά̲̣̣̣̥ lion juumped out of

the bush and started pursuing
him..seun started running with
the fufu on top of his head..he
got tired of running and knelt
down to pray..he said thus"o
Lord,pls don't let this Lion eat
me",when he opened his eyes,he
saw the Lion also praying..he
was astonished and asked the
Lion"what are Y☺ΰ doing sir
Lion".The lion replied "shut up!
don't Y☺ΰ pray b4 Y☺ΰ
eat?"..LO

A TYPICAL HERDSMAN

PLEASE READERS DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THIS

ON DAY THIS WILL HAPPEN

ONE DAY THIS WORLD MIGHT BE LIKE THIS.DONT YOU THINK SO

AH ON WEDDING

P

AN HUNGRY LION

COULD THIS BE POSSIBLE.please readers what do you will happen after eating this  food?please i need your comment

DONT TRY THIS WITH AN ABOKI MAN OOH

Dont try this with an aboki man
oooo...
Alright, i was so hungry and
went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling
tea and bread). The following

transpired between me and the
mai shayi.
Me: You get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: Yes.
Me: bring one; slice am two and
put 2 sachet of butter in
between the slice.
ABOKI: (happy and tankin God for
bringing customer, was just
doing as he is told)
Me: You get egg?
ABOKI: Yes customer.
Me: Fry 5 eggs put am between
the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer.
Me: You get sardine for inside
gongoni?
ABOKI: Yes customer everytin
dey.
Me: Put two gongoni inside the
bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy
and doing as he is told, in his
mind he wil make a lot of money
2day)
Me: You don finish? Oya press
the bread for me.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don
prepare am finish.
Me: OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR
ME.
Anyway, i was lucky to escaped
with my life...