DONT TRY THIS WITH AN ABOKI MAN OOH

Dont try this with an aboki man
oooo...
Alright, i was so hungry and
went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling
tea and bread). The following

transpired between me and the
mai shayi.
Me: You get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: Yes.
Me: bring one; slice am two and
put 2 sachet of butter in
between the slice.
ABOKI: (happy and tankin God for
bringing customer, was just
doing as he is told)
Me: You get egg?
ABOKI: Yes customer.
Me: Fry 5 eggs put am between
the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer.
Me: You get sardine for inside
gongoni?
ABOKI: Yes customer everytin
dey.
Me: Put two gongoni inside the
bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy
and doing as he is told, in his
mind he wil make a lot of money
2day)
Me: You don finish? Oya press
the bread for me.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don
prepare am finish.
Me: OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR
ME.
Anyway, i was lucky to escaped
with my life...