endless laughter

A man went to his pastor,
knelt
down and began confessing
tearfully,"past or. I have
sinned"

Pastor: my son, what didyou do?
Man: (sobbing), pastor i
committed adultery with
several
church members
Pastor: can you mention their names and how many times
you
slept with each of them?for
your forgiveness to be
complete, you gotta mention
them Man: aaah pastor i can't, i am
ased
Pastor: okay, this is what we
will do, after the servicewe wil
go to the church entrance and
when members are goingout, once any1 you've slept with
comes out just say 'pau'if its
once. The number of times you
say it will indicate the number
of times you slept with the
person. (and so they went)
>>head usher passes>>
Man: pau, pau
Pastor: The Lord forgiveyou
>>deacon's wife passes>>
Man: pau Pastor: may the Lord forgive
you
>>choir member passes
singing>>
Man: pau pau pau Pastor: God
will forgive you, yes He wil
>>finally behold pastor'swife
passes>>
Man: (like a machine gun)pau
pau pau pau pau pau pau pau
pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau
pau pau pau pau pau pau pau
pau pau pau pau pau pau pau
pau pau pau pau pau pau pau
pau pau pau pau pau pau pau
pau pau pau pau pau pau pau.... Pastor: yeeeeee....oooo
ooooooooooo!!! May God punish
your father, God will never
forgiveyou.