FAMILY FULL OF LIES

A Nigerian man on hisway frm Germany bought a lie dectetor machine.The machine is designed 2 dish out a slap immediately 2 any 1 dat telsl a lie. Whn d man got home,he decided 2 test d machine,1st he called his son,junior who is a perpetual liar nd asked "junior whr wr u during school hours 2day JUNIOR REPLIES: "dady i was in class(machine slaps junior) "sory dady,i went 2 cinema FATHER:wat kind of film did u watch? JUNIOR: "Documentary."(machine slaps junior)"sory dady,i watched blue film FATHER:when i ws ur age i neva watched blue films"(machine slaps dad) At dat stage,d man's wife nd mother of junior who ws watching intervened MUM:"u see,like father lik son.y wouldn't junior watch blue films whn he is ur son? "(machine slaps mum)