JOB VACANCIES

SOME NEW JOB TITLES
*OLD TITLES - NEW TITLES
*Garden Boy: Landscape Executive
and Animal Nutritionist
*House Maid: Family Environs

Upkeep Manager
*Receptionist: Front Office
Manager/Office Access Control
*Typist: Printed Document Handler
*Messenger: Business
Communications Conveyer
*Window Cleaner: Transparent
Wall Technician
*Temporary Teacher: Associate
Tutor
*Tea Boy: Refreshment Overseer
*Garbage Collector: Public
Sanitation Technician
*Watchman: Theft Prevention and
Surveillance Officer
*Prostitute: Practical Sexual
Relations Officer
*Thief: Wealth Distribution Officer
*Driver: Automobile Propulsion
Specialist
*Maid: Domestic Operations
Specialist
*Employee without Portfolio:
Administration Manager
*Cook: Food Preparation Officer
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed: Suburb/Township
Management
*Gossiper: Research Manager
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