LIAR

A man was having sex with his
boss wife at her house when
suddenly thieves broke in. The man went out of the house
running as fast as he could
to his house. when he arrived home, his wife

asked, "why are you naked??"..... The man replied,
"well, i was attacked by
thieves
on my way home, they
took
everything from me".... wife,"so why is a condom
on your penis??".... Man, "well, as a grown up man,
i couldnt run home completely
naked.
i had to
cover some parts.