THEY ARE HUNGRY

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a
chicken dish..
By the time the food is ready and he is about to
eat, the waiter comes back and says; “Sir, I’m
afraid there has been a mistake...

You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he
usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this
is the last chicken in the house.
I’m afraid I’ll have to take this dish to him and
arrange for another dish for you!” The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up
his food. The waiter walks over to the other
table and explains the situation to the officer...
A few minutes later the officer walks over to
the man’s table and says; “Listen and listen
good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you, whatever you do to that
chicken I’ll do the same to you..!
You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull out one of
yours...
You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your
arms!” The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks
his middle finger in the bird’s rectum, pulls it out
and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and
says, “Go ahead!”
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